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Zimbabwe offers to oversee Rigging of UK Elections

Robert Mugabe saw no need for Tony Blair to be worried about the Election outcome.

"Into each voting booth we would place a Warrior with a fully loaded Kalashnikov. The voters will be sure to vote for the correct party.

"In return we ask you avail us of the services of your wonderful actor, Michael Caine. The state film company, Zanavision, wish to remake that famous film, Zulu, only this time we win. "

The Tonester was reticent but diplomatic about the offer.

"There's no way we could let you have Michael, possibly we could stretch to Jude Law. I've seen the remake of 'Alfie' and it's nowhere near as bad as the critics make out.

"As for your quaint African notion of Polling Booths, things have moved on in the first world. There is a new custom; we call it the postal ballot. There is no need for the voter to put his life at risk. He simply gives his ballot to the party worker, who then votes for the correct party."

posted by gruad @ 11:10 pm