specialbrewrants

London 2012 - What a Scam

The argument for the London Olympic bid goes: have a party and invite your neighbours round, and it will shame you into doing something about the state of your house before the guests see it. And who are these guests? The guest list doesn't just include your friends but anyone off the street, including some very unsavory characters such as China, North Korea, Iran and Zimbabwe.

Most people don't throw a party as an excuse to do up the house. They generally tend to do it with the simple stimulus of trying to improve conditions for the people living in that house. The organisers are saying we need good transport and facilities for the people that are coming to our party for two weeks only, while ignoring the people who are going to spend their whole lives in the area. The powers that be can do this for any old people who come to visit provided there's a bit of international prestige in it for them.

So why dont they think the people who live in the area 24/7 should have good transport and facilities regardless of the Olympic Games. I use the reverse L'Oreal argument: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT.

When someone says that something is for the general good, alarum bells have to start ringing. Everything I do, be it taking a shit, or reading a paper or going to work is for the good of me. I don't say or believe any different.

So it is with the 2012 Olympic bid. If there's so much benefit to be made, why don't the people who believe in this want to cream this off for themselves and make a bid to host the games purely on their own initiative.

Answer they can only make a bid when they have confidence that the public purse will pay for everything. THIS MEANS YOU - THE FUCKER WHATS READING THIS. You are going to pay through the nose for the project with very little coming back to you and with the bulk ending up in the wages and expenses of the scam artistes spinning this one to you.

Ask the cunts if they will work for nothing and then a commission if London gets the games, and you will see them sprinting away from a hot potato like Ben Johnson on twice the drugs he took.

Londoners, think your council tax is high now? Just wait till the stadiums are being built and the guaranteed budgets get exceeded. Be sensible and let some other suckas fall for this rush and watch the games on telly for free. You don't have to be close enough to smell the jockstrap in order to enjoy the games.

But what I really want to know is how to get on the IOC. That has to be the best job in the world. Swanning around from one city to another being plied by one set of shysters after another. Kick-backs, top hotels and the best bubbly all sound good, but what's going to sway it, in my opinion, is the quality of the hookers they supply.

I want at least three slurping at my cock with one underneath to collect the output of my Jap's eye that missed the other two bitches. I want it on high speed camera too so I can replay it back in my dotage and maybe get enough of a rod to spunk off when I'm eighty.

I'm told the reason the English prozzers call it 'French' is because they are so good at 'Le Nosh'. Hence my Olympian prediction of:

PARIS!

posted by gruad @ 11:31 pm