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There is no difference between Race and Culture

JPH: Pass me the salt.

Lobor Party Member: Here you are.

JPH: But that's the pepper.

Lobor Party Member: Is it? They're the same thing aren't they.

JPH: No they're not. One's white and tastes salty. The other is greyish, mottled and spicy. So pass the salt, please, you dumb motherfucker.

Lobor Party Member: Still can't see the difference..

JPH: As you're a Blair Babe have some of this. It's white and tastes salty, but it's not the salt.

It's a very clever thing that the Labour party do: saying there is no difference between race and culture. It's a deliberate appeal to the primitive ape brains of the masses. We can see why the Vulcans developed logic in their society to circumvent such heinous misrepresentation by politicians.

Race:

A race is a distinct population of humans distinguished in some way from other humans. The most widely observed races are those based on skin color, facial features, ancestry, genetics

Culture:

The totality of socially transmitted behavior patterns, arts, beliefs, institutions, and all other products of human work.

Quite clearly these two definitions are identical. Especially when the Toreis talk about immigration. Imposing quotas is 'racist'.


Not all cultures are the same. Some are better than others. Lobor would argue that all cultures have an identical right to express themselves. I would argue that a bunch of people hell bent on killing us for not agreeing with them is cause for major concern.

Think of this country as your own house your'e not going to open it up to all comers. You want people that are nice to you and do the washing up and invite you round theirs now and then or at least bring a bottle of wine.

Race has the important characteristic that you are born with it. Culture can be changed at any time. I can't become a person with black skin, but if I want to I can be a Muslim.

Dell used to make computers that were all in white boxes. Now most of their models are in black boxes. Nobody would seriously judge a computer on the colour of the box it came on. They w0uld assess it on how advanced the software and hardware was.

I was in a pub recently and one of our Albanian friends that we have invited over here started sounding off about a person with black skin who had a girlfriend with blonde hair.

"Hey, you Englis the trouble with you is that you surrender this country to a load of fuckin' niggers."

Eventually I did object to this, but then someone pointed out that the Albanians were top for jukking (ed: stabbing) you for minor disagreements.

Now the Lobor party comes up with the idea that we can be arrested for being insulting about someone's religion. The religious hate rule is being introduced to get that vital Muslim vote that will swing it in the marginals. (Try telling that to Oona - they all voted for Galawi anyway).

So I can decide that my God is my cock and that my religion is to wapp it out every time I see an attractive woman. Religions are not born, remember, someone has to instigate them so I'll make my own.

This is the most insidious piece of legislation ever because it has to do with insulting someone's ideas rather than the things he cannot change.

If we want to find some decent racism we only have to look towards the Lobor party's recent election advertisments directed towards the Muslim marginals that explained the racial origin of the Leader of the Opposition and the Chancellor.

Shylock and Flying Pigs

The advertisments didn't go as far as rats infesting a ship but featured Shylock Howard and Pigs might fly Howard and Letwin. In case you didn't get the message Lobor were trying to get across let me translate into German.

Achtung! Der Fuhrer von "Conservative Party" ist ein Juden!

posted by gruad @ 11:58 pm