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Sexual Socialism

All men are created equal - we would all agree with that but the statement all women are created equal would surely draw a big blip on a lie detector for most men.

There are the 20 pinters and the chew the arm off in the morning bints, but there are also the crawl over broken glass birds and the I'd use your shit for toothpaste slappers.

In short there is as much variation in sexual attraction as there is in wealth. Surely this injustice requires an application of socialism in order to set things right?

I have created some new definitions:

"without sex for a time" = "living in sexual poverty"

"less sex that my mates" = "living in relative sexual poverty"

Make [sexual] poverty history now ought to become the slogan of priority amongst fit birds as they seek to alleviate poverty in the world."

Unfortunately they are not going to do that since they just dont fancy you.

This is where the government steps in and rights the inequities of the market. Here is my proposal.

Everyone is rated on age, attractiveness etc as to in the Dudley Moore film '10' sense they are worthwhile to human society.

Now why should an ugly computer programmer pay money to social security to support a feckless, but good looking cunt. The feckless fucker enjoys the programmer's money to spend on beer and spliff. Why should the programmer not enjoy the sponger's bird, or birds if the sponger is extremely good looking?

Under the new scheme sexual inequality is not going to occur because fit birds will have to shag at least 10 ugly blokes a year and the really fit ones like Amanda Holden will have to put out for at least 100 because of the amount of advantage she gains from her looks. (Sorry Les Dennis but you would probably enjoy it now you are a spent force).

I'm not saying desperate men should be given vouchers that enable them to approach hot bitches and demand their pussies as a right or vice versa because we don't want some Edna Everage approaching us on the street and demanding a lenght.

Also where are the government jobs going to come from?

I say we need a comprensive grading system and what person is not going to want to be a ten. Think of the dating adverts and how it would simplify the process when one could specify: I am a 6 so I would like a 5 or above to date with.

The trouble is that people would say that their sexual attractiveness is a result of personal effort and that the distinction between them and their peers had been earned . However much the same objections were levied against socialism when the government decided that wealth was not the product of sweat and tears but rather of a lucky disposition to accumulate wealth.


Anyway it would be a sensible system that would make sexual poverty history.

Unfortunately myself I would be a 9.5 on the male scale and would have to service a whole load of munters but in the interests of the greater good of mankind I will submit to burden which society places on me.

Sexual Socialism is the absolute tops: to quote my old friend Karl Marx.

From each [horny good looking bitch] according to their ability!!!

To each [me]according to his need!!!

Excellent philosophy!

posted by gruad @ 11:18 pm