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Fat People: der Vinal Zolution

I think fat people should be killed in a Halal style and turned into Doner Kebabs with a skewer though their arse as a warning to others who might defy the scrutiny of the New Lobor health inspectors. It certainly would make closing time more entertaining to see Dawn French doing a twirl in the kebab shop before my bastard eyes that are seeing double.

Seriously though, I was a fat bastard and got Liposuction on the NHS (but only after I pretended I was an immigrant). I had all the excess fat injected into my cock and have appeared in 1000 pornos to date.

posted by gruad @ 11:05 am