specialbrewrants

Tony Blair has declared Binge Drinking a crime.

“M’lud my client, arrested while drunk for the crime of Binge Drinking, wishes to make it clear that he is an alcoholic who normally consumes a high volume of alcohol resulting in extreme intoxication. This can hardly be construed as 'abnormally heavy drinking in a short period', and so I would petition the court to find him not guilty of the crime of Binge Drinking.”

So Fuck you Toby right up the arse with my 12 incher stained to the watermark after taking Cherry up the Rikke. Chomp on that bellend sweetcorn Motherfucker!

posted by gruad @ 12:23 am