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Iran next for operation 'Freedom'

Tony Blair tonight condemned the Iranian premiers call to wipe Israel off the map. This is similar sort of rhetoric that he employed prior to the invasion of Iraq. Are we going to have to clump that lot in the name of world police?

The way that the army is manned both here and the US, unless we get the international community in, it will require conscription in both our countries.

We'll thump them obviously, but then its guerilla warfare.

The main problem I can see with this one is if a la Haig they recruit a volunteer force.

Saturday Night:

Out there on the piss, denied entry to a club. Enter a recruiting booth. "Your Tony needs YOU!"

"Yeah I'll wipe out all those Towelheads. I'm a Fujitsu Ninja warrior. Just send me out there."

"Write your signature just there, son."

Sunday Morning:

Wake up and we're praying that the ammo doesn't run out as I feed ammo belts into the HMG in the vain hope that none of the Millions of Fuzzie Wuzzies charging do not reach the British Line in a repetition of the Black Hole of Calcutta.

posted by gruad @ 12:06 pm