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Darcy: Teenage Awakenings

Well its a good job that I am earning shitloads of cash from my Blog with eager punters clicking on the adverts suggested by Google. Unfortunately I took a look at my earnings and they have yet to rise above $0.00. I guess that my approach to Blogging is all wrong and I should be trying the populist tactics that appeal to the lowest common denominator rather than taking the intellectual highground that I currently do.

With this aim I have recruited Darcy, a teenager with a hot, hard body but who is still above the age of consent which I understand is known in the porn industry as 'barely legal'. She will discuss her life which is considerably more exciting that mine and express her opinions which will inevitably be that much more succinct that my dreadful meanderings. So enjoy!

Hi, I'm Darcy and Wow! I'm writing the first notes in my new Diary. Kewl or what?

My Dad makes sure that I dress like a dufuss when I go out in cardigan and jeans which came from a supermarket. But when I'm on the train I change into my short skirt and crop top that shows off my pierced bellybutton.

I like to hang out in the mall with the jocks from my school - hey what did you think I was going to hang out with the nerds? [ed: watch out nerds are about 99% of your readership] Troy is the one we like best [ed: Careful: teenager with little disposable income] but I don't really like him as I like middle aged guys like George Clooney [ed: limits the choice a bit] but I don't need the guy to have a six pack [ed: we're back on target here].

What I like to see is an older guy that can keep up with the times. One who wears an i-Pod for instance (www.apple.com/ipod) or who is wearing Levi 501's (http://www.buy-jeans.net). It just makes my teen-pussy so hot.

Some of my friends dared me to do this to a guy. He was wearing a Burberry raincoat which I really like (www.gekkorainwear.com). I took my panties off (www.samanthalingerie.com) and walked up the escalator (www.otis.com) in front of him. I have a shaved pussy (www.brazilian.com) and a ring (www.bme.com) in my labia that I have told no-one about and I'm sure he could see it as he had a huge errection (www.biggerpenis.ru).

I felt myself getting wet and I knew I just had to have this guy [ed: enough for free; now hook him into your paysite]

posted by gruad @ 8:08 pm