Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Science makes Progress not Politicians

I was helping a mate clear a house the other day. There was an old video which the woman said I could have, since I didn't have one. It's old fashioned, but at its time it was one of the best. It cost over £400.

Of course, if I had the money I could get a better video for about £29.95 down Sainsbury's, the Supermarket that sells them as just another commodity item.

And then I saw another Newspaper headline: Burglary down. Naturally Blair and the assorted bunch of pigs that dares to call itself a Police Force were quick to claim credit. Their vigilance had assured that our homes were now safe from the attention of people who would wish to appropriate the contents.

Like totally WROOONNG DUDE!

The reason they're not after our homes anymore is that there is nothing worth anything in the average home left to nick. All the electrical goods that were such reliable sellers in the pub on a Tuesday afternoon have become so cheap, that the low life seller is going to have to start giving warranties on the goods just to get anyone interested.

Of course, like any bacteria or virus, crime has adapted. It now concentrates on assaults against the person to obtain their cash (mugging) and burglary of the rich (especially Ozzie Ozbourne).

The reason our inept bunch of Starsky and Hutch wannabes can solve any crimes at all is down to DNA. It provides a 100% certainty that the right man has been convicted and there has not been a miscarriage of justice.

The first case of DNA profiling to secure a conviction for murder illustrates this.


Colin Pitchfork was the Real Killer (prob out on parole by now)


The suspect had signed a confession and pleaded guilty and Plod wanted to fit him up to take another unsolved murder off the books, so they contacted forensics to confirm their 'hunch', but guess what?

The DNA semen sample taken from the victim did not match the spiral helix of the man about to serve life. Another failure for science!

Alas, for the Police the scientists stuck behind their conviction, and it turned out, like in so many unsolved crimes, the Police had turned to that tried and trusted method of:

Let's find the town Retard or Weirdo and knock a confession out of him.

There was and (is?) so much of that particular technique being used that I'm surprised it's not made it's way into the offical Police Manual.

Relief

PS. Take a look at the Simpsons: in Mayor Quimby and Chief of Police, Wiggum, you have the truth of the klutz that has blundered their way into control of us.

Friday, June 17, 2005

Why Society hates Homos

When you're young and growing up you generally tend to play with the same sex and judge them on whether they are nice or not.

Hit adolescence and that all goes out the window and the new criteria for perfection becomes the perfection of the tits and arse or if your female the position in the male pecking order.

Naturally the winners get to make the rules and the homos (incl lesbos) are not playing by the rules the new winners in society have mapped out.

So that's why we all hate you faggot fucks...

Relief

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

There will never be Justice because the Ruling Class will always Promote Strife

We live on a Shit Pile that we are all trying to make our way to the top of.

Edmund Hilarys looking down from the top will use the climbing boot in the face tactic for those about to make the summit, but there's a better tactic for the lower echelons: to surround them in swamp and mire, so that they never climb a foot beyond their station.

Now why do you think they:

1. Don't lock up criminals
2. Permit anyone to come and live here.
3. Pay huge amounts of social to the undeserving
4. Hand out Women's rights that are beyond a joke.
5. Have media that pump out lying propaganda. ie that bunch of slackers, the BBC.

What you have to realise is that strife in the working classes is the goal of the ruling classes. It keeps them in their places so they deliberately encourage social instability.

Believe me it would be a piece of piss to make life so much better for everyone. But they don't because it would blow their playhouse down.

Relief

Friday, June 10, 2005

Who are the UK Police accountable to

Just who are the Uk police force accountable to?

It seems they can pretty much do what they want. The top man is always going to be able to claim his pension since there is no way he can be ousted from his job.

In the USA, both Police Commissioner and District Attorney (their equivalent of the CPS (Criminal Protection Service)) are up for re-election every so many years.

Our lot are really only accountable to their paymasters. Provided they bust enough motorists they are pretty much free to drive their fast cars around in what ever way they like.

Relief

Thursday, June 09, 2005

There is no difference between Race and Culture

JPH: Pass me the salt.

Lobor Party Member: Here you are.

JPH: But that's the pepper.

Lobor Party Member: Is it? They're the same thing aren't they.

JPH: No they're not. One's white and tastes salty. The other is greyish, mottled and spicy. So pass the salt, please, you dumb motherfucker.

Lobor Party Member: Still can't see the difference..

JPH: As you're a Blair Babe have some of this. It's white and tastes salty, but it's not the salt.

It's a very clever thing that the Labour party do: saying there is no difference between race and culture. It's a deliberate appeal to the primitive ape brains of the masses. We can see why the Vulcans developed logic in their society to circumvent such heinous misrepresentation by politicians.

Race:

A race is a distinct population of humans distinguished in some way from other humans. The most widely observed races are those based on skin color, facial features, ancestry, genetics

Culture:

The totality of socially transmitted behavior patterns, arts, beliefs, institutions, and all other products of human work.

Quite clearly these two definitions are identical. Especially when the Toreis talk about immigration. Imposing quotas is 'racist'.


Not all cultures are the same. Some are better than others. Lobor would argue that all cultures have an identical right to express themselves. I would argue that a bunch of people hell bent on killing us for not agreeing with them is cause for major concern.

Think of this country as your own house your'e not going to open it up to all comers. You want people that are nice to you and do the washing up and invite you round theirs now and then or at least bring a bottle of wine.

Race has the important characteristic that you are born with it. Culture can be changed at any time. I can't become a person with black skin, but if I want to I can be a Muslim.

Dell used to make computers that were all in white boxes. Now most of their models are in black boxes. Nobody would seriously judge a computer on the colour of the box it came on. They w0uld assess it on how advanced the software and hardware was.

I was in a pub recently and one of our Albanian friends that we have invited over here started sounding off about a person with black skin who had a girlfriend with blonde hair.

"Hey, you Englis the trouble with you is that you surrender this country to a load of fuckin' niggers."

Eventually I did object to this, but then someone pointed out that the Albanians were top for jukking (ed: stabbing) you for minor disagreements.

Now the Lobor party comes up with the idea that we can be arrested for being insulting about someone's religion. The religious hate rule is being introduced to get that vital Muslim vote that will swing it in the marginals. (Try telling that to Oona - they all voted for Galawi anyway).

So I can decide that my God is my cock and that my religion is to wapp it out every time I see an attractive woman. Religions are not born, remember, someone has to instigate them so I'll make my own.

This is the most insidious piece of legislation ever because it has to do with insulting someone's ideas rather than the things he cannot change.

If we want to find some decent racism we only have to look towards the Lobor party's recent election advertisments directed towards the Muslim marginals that explained the racial origin of the Leader of the Opposition and the Chancellor.

Shylock and Flying Pigs

The advertisments didn't go as far as rats infesting a ship but featured Shylock Howard and Pigs might fly Howard and Letwin. In case you didn't get the message Lobor were trying to get across let me translate into German.

Achtung! Der Fuhrer von "Conservative Party" ist ein Juden!

Relief

London 2012 - What a Scam

The argument for the London Olympic bid goes: have a party and invite your neighbours round, and it will shame you into doing something about the state of your house before the guests see it. And who are these guests? The guest list doesn't just include your friends but anyone off the street, including some very unsavory characters such as China, North Korea, Iran and Zimbabwe.

Most people don't throw a party as an excuse to do up the house. They generally tend to do it with the simple stimulus of trying to improve conditions for the people living in that house. The organisers are saying we need good transport and facilities for the people that are coming to our party for two weeks only, while ignoring the people who are going to spend their whole lives in the area. The powers that be can do this for any old people who come to visit provided there's a bit of international prestige in it for them.

So why dont they think the people who live in the area 24/7 should have good transport and facilities regardless of the Olympic Games. I use the reverse L'Oreal argument: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT.

When someone says that something is for the general good, alarum bells have to start ringing. Everything I do, be it taking a shit, or reading a paper or going to work is for the good of me. I don't say or believe any different.

So it is with the 2012 Olympic bid. If there's so much benefit to be made, why don't the people who believe in this want to cream this off for themselves and make a bid to host the games purely on their own initiative.

Answer they can only make a bid when they have confidence that the public purse will pay for everything. THIS MEANS YOU - THE FUCKER WHATS READING THIS. You are going to pay through the nose for the project with very little coming back to you and with the bulk ending up in the wages and expenses of the scam artistes spinning this one to you.

Ask the cunts if they will work for nothing and then a commission if London gets the games, and you will see them sprinting away from a hot potato like Ben Johnson on twice the drugs he took.

Londoners, think your council tax is high now? Just wait till the stadiums are being built and the guaranteed budgets get exceeded. Be sensible and let some other suckas fall for this rush and watch the games on telly for free. You don't have to be close enough to smell the jockstrap in order to enjoy the games.

But what I really want to know is how to get on the IOC. That has to be the best job in the world. Swanning around from one city to another being plied by one set of shysters after another. Kick-backs, top hotels and the best bubbly all sound good, but what's going to sway it, in my opinion, is the quality of the hookers they supply.

I want at least three slurping at my cock with one underneath to collect the output of my Jap's eye that missed the other two bitches. I want it on high speed camera too so I can replay it back in my dotage and maybe get enough of a rod to spunk off when I'm eighty.

I'm told the reason the English prozzers call it 'French' is because they are so good at 'Le Nosh'. Hence my Olympian prediction of:

PARIS!


Relief

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Women hate Pornography like the Police hate Vigilantes

You can crawl over broken glass just to get a shag, but if there's something easier called Shag Lite a porno assisted wank and you can go to sleep without the cuddle and a kiss then it's got to be something an adman could go wild about.
The alternative is the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune of being married and being at the beck and call of someone that has her delusions of her superiority over you in the same way that you were one of the sperm beating at her egg.