Me and David Icke
According to David Icke and conspiracy theorists Reptilian forms ARE the dominant life forms on Planet Earth NOW.
All you need is a zoom lens and entry to the Bildeburg conference grounds and you can see these evil lizards shape shifting and sacrificing human children.
I secretly interviewed Mel Gibson (in Lizard Form) after falling out of a tree.
Me: So that's how you can get away with making so many crap films lately.
MG: Yeah, Hollywood is pretty much Reptilian controlled.
Me: What, even the fit birds like Rene Zellweger?
MG: Fit? She's a Brontosaurus when she shape shifts.
Me: I thought we humans discovered the New World to get away from you lot.
MG: No, Columbus was one of us. That's him over there actually.
Me: Schwarzenegger?
MG: Yes, we live for a thousand or more of your earth years. We needed more land area to farm you humans.
Me: And the American Revolution?
MG: See Tony Blair over there? We don't call him "T Rex Tony" for nothing. He's played over 50 power crazed politicians in his career. Yes, including George Washington.
Me: And since then the American Presidents...
MG: Have all been Lizards. Oh apart from Kennedy and Lincoln. So unfortunate it had to end that way for them.
Me: So George W is one of you reptiles.
MG: Don't insult us, human! We could never find a lizard that stupid!
I escaped with my videocam as proof of the lizard peoples but unfortunately I had loaded a BetaMax cassette.
All you need is a zoom lens and entry to the Bildeburg conference grounds and you can see these evil lizards shape shifting and sacrificing human children.
I secretly interviewed Mel Gibson (in Lizard Form) after falling out of a tree.
Me: So that's how you can get away with making so many crap films lately.
MG: Yeah, Hollywood is pretty much Reptilian controlled.
Me: What, even the fit birds like Rene Zellweger?
MG: Fit? She's a Brontosaurus when she shape shifts.
Me: I thought we humans discovered the New World to get away from you lot.
MG: No, Columbus was one of us. That's him over there actually.
Me: Schwarzenegger?
MG: Yes, we live for a thousand or more of your earth years. We needed more land area to farm you humans.
Me: And the American Revolution?
MG: See Tony Blair over there? We don't call him "T Rex Tony" for nothing. He's played over 50 power crazed politicians in his career. Yes, including George Washington.
Me: And since then the American Presidents...
MG: Have all been Lizards. Oh apart from Kennedy and Lincoln. So unfortunate it had to end that way for them.
Me: So George W is one of you reptiles.
MG: Don't insult us, human! We could never find a lizard that stupid!
I escaped with my videocam as proof of the lizard peoples but unfortunately I had loaded a BetaMax cassette.
posted by gruad @ 10:42 pm
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